The storm is overhead us now. Can you feel it?
Stay off the streets, be safe. I know that the sounds of thunder overhead must be frightening, but be strong.
If you haven't had a chance to look at the outside, now is your chance.
I can't give you any more than that right now. As you can see, there's something brewing. I need to get closer to find out what it is.
The sky is dark, but you need to be the beacon of light.
I promise you, I will bring you the light you need.
Well yeah, moron, of course the sky is dark! Duh, It's night time you idiot! Duh! And that thunder you hear? It's called a thunderstorm. And extra duh, in case you haven't checked the news lately, there is a whole *&@#^() stream of them coming up the coast. Beacon of light my a**. Get a frickin' flashlight!
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